Wow, the pace of malarkey entering the marketplace seems to be quickening, and the products are growing even more malarkey-er. As an elderly reader, I have to say: Looks like I will be stepping off this mortal coil at just about the right time. Thank you for all you do, Jessica! I don't know how you maintain your sanity!
As a 53 year old, I must say I would’ve LOVED the outfit on that cover model back when I was a freshman in high school in the late 1980s. Now? Not so much. :) Also, I read DEAU the same way Homer Simpson says Doh!
So confused by the mascara ad. I initially assumed the mascara must be water proof, tears/visible emotion/loss of control/etc, and that was the conceit of the bit, but I looked into it and it...isn't? It just has a small brush. So I guess, big things are scary. Because. You know. Women be petite. Supposedly. (grumble grumble grumble)
ah yes finally someone has created a facial mask compatible with smoking and drinking organic/free trade/nitrate free wine! we are in hell! I do love the “anti aging is anti life” title of the Guardian article; that one will stick with me for a while. xo
You HAVE to do the hairball thing. Preferably taking the same route as the K-18 hairball. Sick to death of being targeted with post-menopausal hair loss ads to try and scare me into believing I'm going bald.
Wow, the pace of malarkey entering the marketplace seems to be quickening, and the products are growing even more malarkey-er. As an elderly reader, I have to say: Looks like I will be stepping off this mortal coil at just about the right time. Thank you for all you do, Jessica! I don't know how you maintain your sanity!
Malarkey-er is very good.
As a 53 year old, I must say I would’ve LOVED the outfit on that cover model back when I was a freshman in high school in the late 1980s. Now? Not so much. :) Also, I read DEAU the same way Homer Simpson says Doh!
So confused by the mascara ad. I initially assumed the mascara must be water proof, tears/visible emotion/loss of control/etc, and that was the conceit of the bit, but I looked into it and it...isn't? It just has a small brush. So I guess, big things are scary. Because. You know. Women be petite. Supposedly. (grumble grumble grumble)
The photo made me think of the movie Psycho. 🫠
ah yes finally someone has created a facial mask compatible with smoking and drinking organic/free trade/nitrate free wine! we are in hell! I do love the “anti aging is anti life” title of the Guardian article; that one will stick with me for a while. xo
The hairball idea is truly chef’s kiss.
You HAVE to do the hairball thing. Preferably taking the same route as the K-18 hairball. Sick to death of being targeted with post-menopausal hair loss ads to try and scare me into believing I'm going bald.
Yes, please do roll a giant hair ball through the streets of New York!
I for one would be happy to never see a Bieber or a Kardashian ever again. Pretty much anything they try to sell is a red flag for me.