The Don't Buy List: Fake Tans, Fake Butts, & (Over) Washing Your Face

Plus, a future advice column?

Hello, dewy dust bunnies, and welcome to another edition of The Don’t Buy List! Somehow it’s already August, and this Byrdie Beauty headline — “The Beauty and Wellness Products That Got Us Through July” — is triggering my depression.

Oh, what a grim picture it paints: We don’t have universal health care — but $50 adaptogen powders get us through! Worryin…