The Review of Beauty by Jessica DeFino

The Review of Beauty by Jessica DeFino

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The Review of Beauty by Jessica DeFino
The Review of Beauty by Jessica DeFino
The Don't Buy List: Wet Skin, Fake ‘Shrooms, & Beauty Boycotts

The Don't Buy List: Wet Skin, Fake ‘Shrooms, & Beauty Boycotts

Plus, Harry Styles needs to be stopped.

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Hello, dewy dust bunnies, and welcome to another edition of The Don’t Buy List! I want to talk about wet skin for quick sec. The Cut reports that beauty enthusiasts have started coating their faces in lube “because we’re still aspiring to have skin that looks perpetually wet, and turns out, lube is pretty good at making things, like skin, very wet.” All…

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