Great News For Your Vagina

A quick note to say that Goop is on it.

Quickly popping in to say Goop is on top of the whole reproductive freedom thing! It’s all here in the email I just got from Global Cosmetic Industry:

So, yeah! We’re good, folks. With its new exfoliating jelly cleanser and pro-choice candle, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop has our head-to-uterus body autonomy needs covered.

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Want to ensure equal rights for all citizens of our consumer republic? Just buy this $75, vagina-scented candle — $25 of each sale goes to the ACLU!

(Or, you know, you could donate $75 directly to the foundation’s Reproductive Freedom Project fund* and avoid a potential explosion/pause your slow but unrelenting accumulation of stuff for a second, but that’s totally up to you! Feminists have the right to CHOOSE now, remember?!)

*To its credit, Goop does suggest direct donation among other, non-product-oriented actions on its site. It’s just that the state of this country is so goddamn depressing and I cannot handle another consumerism-as-political-protest product launch when capitalism is the reason we’re here in the first place.