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I am laughing over waves of nausea. Sometimes I go to the Upper East Side, where I used to live, and I marvel at the ranks of women at little bistro tables who seem to: "... gather in community with millions of other people expressing themselves by imitating someone else, just like you." THESE WOMEN ALL BUY THE SAME FACE. AND HAIR! AND B…
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I am laughing over waves of nausea. Sometimes I go to the Upper East Side, where I used to live, and I marvel at the ranks of women at little bistro tables who seem to: "... gather in community with millions of other people expressing themselves by imitating someone else, just like you." THESE WOMEN ALL BUY THE SAME FACE. AND HAIR! AND BODY! I am so confused by the mass desire to look alike. Is it just a safety thing? If I have paid $XMM for this face and body I have done all I can not to look like I'm mortal and therefore I become unassailable? Or I guess you can achieve immortality by making a device that could kill us all. Sigh.
If I had the money for body modification, I would get a tail. How you gonna spend all that and not have a tail? Wasteful.
an extra arm would be nice. i live alone and hauling the groceries would be a lot easier.