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Feb 11, 2022Liked by Jessica DeFino

Nail polish. “Guaranteed to heat up your Valentine’s Day.” Only if I ignore the instructions and use near an open flame.

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Lollll 😭

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My favorite, too! Aiming for a disassociated perspective immediately. xo

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It's the industry way ;)

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Please show me where you found that absurd ketamine quote. What the actual F?

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It's a PR pitch from a ketamine therapy enter lol. Completely unhinged!

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What is the name of the company? I want to know what pharma co is behind it. Thx

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Better U

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Thanks. Happy Superbowl!

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Feb 11, 2022Liked by Jessica DeFino

,,What says ‘I love you’ more than the gift of self-care?” - I’m confused, shouldn’t that have been ‘I love only ME’?

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These PR pitches try so hard, and yet, they rarely make any sort of sense

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Feb 11, 2022Liked by Jessica DeFino

This made my Friday morning in the office better!!

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Haha glad to hear it!!

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Feb 11, 2022Liked by Jessica DeFino

Oh gosh. Thank you for sharing these priceless masterpieces of marketing 😂

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Haha priceless and absolutely unhinged!

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