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What Was Beauty In 2025?
Surveillance tech! Therapist-formulated skincare! Cigarettes! A look back at my (alarmingly accurate) industry predictions for the year gone by.
9 hrs ago
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Jessica DeFino
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The Year The Beauty Industry Made You Its Bitch
On dog beauty products, for CNN Style.
Dec 23
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Jessica DeFino
106
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The Zone of Skinterest
The Don’t Buy List: Issue #107
Dec 21
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Jessica DeFino
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'I Lost Faith In Skincare. But How Do I Take Care Of My Face?'
Read my latest Ask Ugly column!
Dec 18
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Jessica DeFino
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Happy Holidays, You Old Hag!
An inbox poem + an anti-product gift guide.
Dec 12
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Jessica DeFino
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'Gender-Neutral & Inspired By Horses'
The Don’t Buy List: Issue #106
Dec 5
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Jessica DeFino
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Welcome To Placenta University
Listen now | Episode 24 of The Mess World Podcast
Dec 2
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Jessica DeFino
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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The Ordinary's Idiotic Table of Elements
“A scientific table with zero science.”
Dec 1
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Jessica DeFino
179
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November 2025
'Wait, Why Do I Want A Facelift?'
Read my latest Ask Ugly column!
Nov 21
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Jessica DeFino
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Meghan Trainor Is The Moment! (Derogatory)
The Don’t Buy List: Issue #105
Nov 19
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Jessica DeFino
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Lolita, Vaginal Wellness Influencer
The Don’t Buy List: Issue #104
Nov 6
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Jessica DeFino
239
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Your Face = Ad Space
An interview with Glamour.
Nov 4
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Jessica DeFino
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